Our students are among the brightest young women you'll ever meet, and we're proud to document their remarkable academic journey. This gallery celebrates campus life in all its forms: late-night study sessions that somehow end at karaoke, spirited athletic competitions, questionable decisions at fraternity parties, triumphant victories over midterms, and the occasional encounter with campus security that was, we're assured, all just a misunderstanding.
At Our Lady of Perpetual Thirst, education extends well beyond the classroom. Browse these photos of our exceptionally gifted students making lifelong memories, lifelong friends, and, in a few cases, lifelong promises never to let anyone post that picture online. We hope these images capture the unique spirit, camaraderie, and barely controlled chaos that make campus life so unforgettable.
Friendship is a cornerstone value for the students Our Lady of Perpetual Thirst. These ladies know that their friends will always be there, even when their on the toilet.
Sometimes a student will have certain look in her eye, or maybe it's something subtle about the way she stands which tells us that she wants more than just conversation after a hard day of studying.
It seems that the shenanigans never end here at Thirsty Lady. The girls are always teasing one another and being simply young and joyful.
These lovely students were blessed in so many ways, but mostly, they have large breasts.
Oh, this is embarrassing! Who approved of these photos being published on our esteemed university's website? Let me assure you, these girls will receive suitable punishment. Rest assured, there will be sore bottoms when I find out.
Our chancellor, Dr. Longstaff, has never clearly stated what the criteria is for a student to be on the Chancellor's List. We only know that the old man certainly has his favorites, and that they're not always the greatest academic achievers.
We encourage our students to unwind whenever possible. After all, the rigors of academia could destroy a young woman if not properly balanced with a certain amount of relaxation and recovery. Here you'll see that these girls work hard, but also play hard.
Did you know that Our Lady of Perpetual Thirst is the only institution of higher learning in the United States with its own on-campus rehab clinic? Unlike other universities, we truly care. Also, our rehab clinic is a better revenue earner than most of our degree programs.
Photographers refer to spontaneous or unposed photos as "candids," but many of our students say it's like getting caught with your pants down - often in a very literal sense. It's a good thing our girls are so hard to embarrass. It's almost as if they aren't at all concerned about someone posting scandalous photos of them online.
I feel that it's completely unfair to label these fine young women as "psychotic." It is far more likely that a photo was taken when they were sneezing or perhaps mid-laugh. Certainly, no proper and intelligent student would intentionally makes such bizarre facial expressions.
The girls here love a good party, and costume parties are always popular. The students dress in silly clothes and let their hair down. Nothing inappropriate ever occurs as such events. No, never.
College is about making memories, and our students have proven remarkably committed to that mission. From themed parties and questionable dance moves to the occasional morning-after regret, these photos capture the school spirit that somehow never appears in the admissions brochure.
